Peel open The Onion’s new Green Issue

Looking for a fresh perspective on composting and renewable energy? Look no further than The Onion’s just-released Green Issue – titled Cashing in on the Green Movement. Check out the Onion staff’s composting breakdown:

Read hard-hitting environmental news, green Onion-style, and you’ll see that EPA officials can’t understand why the environment “won’t even meet us halfway by generating a rain forest or two.” Find out why the fern is such a controversial plant.

Discover what makes these bottlenose dolphins so inadequate:

We enjoyed The Onion’s list of upcoming alternative energy projects. Some of our favorites?

• Solar PanelVille application for Facebook
• The Central Texas Lance-Armstrong-on-a-Stationary-Bike initiative
• The Nevada Battery Hole, a two-mile deep shaft that the nation’s dead batteries will be thrown into.

And if you’ve ever asked yourself this question – Am I Green Enough? Take this hilarious quiz and share your findings with us.